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  It is Sunday, why are you bastards not in Church?
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That is why America lost all its greatness and is slumping into jooish servitude.

You fucking thralls.

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church got foreclosed on
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they took one look at my miniskirt and shunned the hell out of me
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Solemn High Mass in the Orthodox Church is on Saturday Evening, fuckface.
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Church is for idiots whose parents didn't tell them that there is no Santa claus.
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Going to church does not make you a Christian or even a good person.
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I got up too late. :sad:
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. said:Going to church does not make you a Christian or even a good person.



The Church is the Body of Christ on earth and also the Bride of Christ in heaven. As such it is the mechanism for delivering the salvation innate in the Blood of Christ to humanity. Put another way the Church itself *is* the Holy Grail, the High Chalice used to transfer the Blood of the Lamb to the lips of the faithful. In the fallen world there can be no salvation outside the church; apostates are doomed to roast eternally in Hell.
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. said:The Church is the Body of Christ on earth and also the Bride of Christ in heaven. As such it is the mechanism for delivering the salvation innate in the Blood of Christ to humanity. Put another way the Church itself *is* the Holy Grail, the High Chalice used to transfer the Blood of the Lamb to the lips of the faithful. In the fallen world there can be no salvation outside the church; apostates are doomed to roast eternally in Hell.

Why is assfucking little boys a sacrament in the Roman Catholic Church?
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. said:The Church is the Body of Christ on earth and also the Bride of Christ in heaven. As such it is the mechanism for delivering the salvation innate in the Blood of Christ to humanity. Put another way the Church itself *is* the Holy Grail, the High Chalice used to transfer the Blood of the Lamb to the lips of the faithful. In the fallen world there can be no salvation outside the church; apostates are doomed to roast eternally in Hell.



What a crock of shit. Do you people really believe such nonsense?
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. said:Why is assfucking little boys a sacrament in the Roman Catholic Church?



Those priests are among the greatest sinners of our time and a sign of satanic infiltration into the Church. The Vatican Chief Exorcist himself has declared it such:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/7416458/Chief-exorcist-says-Devil-is-in-Vatican.html
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. said:Going to church does not make you a Christian or even a good person.



Let me guess.

You're spiritual but don't go to church? :rofl:
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Sunday?
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. said:What a crock of shit. Do you people really believe such nonsense?



Yes.

When I was in my 20s I received the created accidental grace (gratia creata accidentalis) and the uncreated substantial grace (gratia increata substantialis). I was certified as such by the local bishop and later confirmed by a comission of cardinals. I was fortunate enough to experience a certified Marian apparition after many lengthy sessions of interior prayer.
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. said:Let me guess.

You're spiritual but don't go to church? :rofl:



That means:

I'M TOO HUNG OVER TO GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY MORNING SO MY GIRLFRIEND GIVES ME A BLOW JOB AND I SEE JESUS
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. said:Yes.

When I was in my 20s I received the created accidental grace (gratia creata accidentalis) and the uncreated substantial grace (gratia increata substantialis). I was certified as such by the local bishop and later confirmed by a comission of cardinals. I was fortunate enough to experience a certified Marian apparition after many lengthy sessions of interior prayer.



You are batshit insane, son, is what you are.

Whether you personally are a troll or not, there are people who think like this. Not as many as there used to be, though. In recent decades the Protestants have been getting a much larger percentage of the true loonies than the Catholics.
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. said:they took one look at my miniskirt and shunned the hell out of me



It's got to be long enough to hide your balls.
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CHURCH IS FOR ZOMBIES!
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Christianity is one of the earliest Jewish scams. :fuckyou:
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My kids are. So is my wife. She teaches Sunday school - or, as they call it at the UU - "Religious Education".

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Already went. The sermon was about the Jesus killers, interestingly enough...
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Church is on TV now.
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I'm still drunk from last night. :sadwave:
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Are there any Protestant exorcists?
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People look at me funny when I pass the collection plate on without putting anything into it. :smile:

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