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how did you pick out the egg?

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I went to a specialty grocer and got a dozen Large AA free-range eggs. The ones you get at Safeway just aren't nearly as good.

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I was never like that before. I still wear bras constantly.

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You mentioned a 2 month postpartum check up.

You should have started your preriods again by now.

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how did you pick out the egg?

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You know how people get upset about real estate agents' commissions being 6% of the sale price or whatever? Any guesses what the commission is for an egg broker agency?

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You know how people get upset about real estate agents' commissions being 6% of the sale price or whatever? Any guesses what the commission is for an egg broker agency?

why would anyone pay for broken eggs...

HEY, YOU GOTTA BREAK A FEW EGGS TO START A WAR TO AVENGE MY DADDY.
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I don't gape. If anything my private areas shrunk and atrophied down to almost nothing. It's like being re-virginized.

Wanna fuck?
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Probably not very comfortably, haven't tried yet. It's very very very tight down there.

I checked online and see that some other gals who skipped labor and natural birth got the super tight v-jay afterwards. Dr said it should work itself out eventually.

I could hep wiff dat!
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