. said:

Popping out a kid at 15 is even creepier

madelf said:

you sound scorned

I am yari said:

Not really. Happens all the time.

So you would suggest re-establishing contact with these men?

madelf said:

that they intentionally looked you up is strange. i picture a lonely man stalking away on the internet emailing every woman he graduated high school with hoping for a reply because he has no chance of meeting a woman in any way unless one from 30 years ago might remember him.

I am yari said:

He called me. At work.

I am yari said:

By guys I went to highschool with. I have to say, I find it a bit creepy.

madelf said:

thats even worse

madelf said:

that they intentionally looked you up is strange. i picture a lonely man stalking away on the internet emailing every woman he graduated high school with hoping for a reply because he has no chance of meeting a woman in any way unless one from 30 years ago might remember him.

madelf said:

I am yari said:

He called me. At work.

thats even worse

"I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO BE WEIRD, SO I CALLED YOU AT WORK ENSTEAD OF HOME."
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. said:

Based on knowing you want to jackhammer a man with a strapon I would track you down to too.

I am yari said:

. said:

Based on knowing you want to jackhammer a man with a strapon I would track you down to too.

No, no, no.

There would be no jackhammering. Just long insistant foreplay leading up to deep rythmic thrusting.

. said:

eventually you would get bored and want to finish up.

my wife usually does... then sensing my discomfort she says "if you want me to stop you better cum".

I am yari said:

I have no idea what kind of guys they are, I haven't seen them since I graduated at 16. That was 31 years ago. They could be serial killers or benevolent tycoons for all I know.

. said:

If they looked you up after all this time they're going through some great sorrow, or some terrible realization of how old they are, and how ephemerial youth was and they want to slobber all over you about old times. Horrible spiritual vampires, greats sucking holes of time and emotional energy that will return nothing to you in exchange for your efforts.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!

. said:

For those of us that didn't fail in life by the age of 15 by popping out a kid and actually went to high school, YES, getting in touch with your old high school alumni is pretty fun. It's interesting to see how people you knew in your formative years turned out.

MIKE.FROM.MARKETTING said:

LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.

THE DUDES FROM HIGH SCHOOL HAD A CRUSH ON YOU, HE ALSO HAD ASSBERGERS. HE JUST NOW GOT ON THE RIGHT MEDS AND WANTS TO TALK, NOW THAT HE CAN. GIVE THE POOR AUSTISTIC KID A BREAK. HE PROBABLY HAS NEVER TOUCHED A REAL WOMAN, IT COULD BE KIND OF TOUCHING, A CHANCE TO DEFLOWER A 47 YEAR OLD BASEMENT DWELLING IT NERD.

EITHER THAT OR HE'S A WHACKO SERIAL KILLER. 50-50 CHANCE EITHER WAY.

I am yari said:

Neither outcome makes that a risk worth taking.

. said:

on the plus side he didn't kill you immediately. he gave you a chance to break his heart first, then he can kill you.

I am yari said:

By guys I went to highschool with. I have to say, I find it a bit creepy.

madelf said:

that is creepy. what do they say?

I am yari said:

He apologized to me. Said he had treated me badly at one point and it has bothered him ever since. I have no idea what he is talking about.

Creepier still, one of them showed up at my father's house looking for me. Thank god my dad is well trained and gives out NO information about me at all to anyone.

I am yari said:

Pfffffffft. Back then I was on the swim and gymnastics teams. But I gave it all up for 13 ballet lessons a week. I was a stone cold hottie back in the day. Think young dotigula but, with longer hair, taller and stronger with higher tits.

I am yari said:

No, no, no.

There would be no jackhammering. Just long insistant foreplay leading up to deep rythmic thrusting.