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5/22/2012 3:34 am

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Ferret said:Cheap
ZERO pretension
Strong intellect with shitloads of history.
Very nice weather six months of the year
CHEAP

In your case, vibrant restaurant scene smack in the middle of local food sources. The Great lakes are astonishing.

I am NOT trolling you, son. It's ideal for you right now.

I'd have to visit and i probably will.I have a good friend from Orlando who lives out there with his wife right now and I wanted to visit
5/22/2012 3:32 am

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Quixar said:Buy one of those tiny pacific Island atolls, then spend trillions outfitting it with multilayered platforms (A la James Bond), hire a private army, encourage settlers, and develop and independent space program that I could lavish unlimited funds on. Plus, of course, the Royal prerogative would allow me to try and match King Solomon in the number of wives he had.

I might try to set it up as an economic free zone, thereby allowing drug and arms dealers free haven to set up distribution networks. The rule would be, weapons are permitted (you have to sell your merchandise) but, all ammunition sales would be handled by a secondary platform very remote from the main platform.

Plus, I'd have to set up a state controlled news network, hire cronies and advisors, etc. I imagine it would be staggeringly expensive, so I could probably rack up a huge bill in no time.

Oh, and speeches - lots of long speeches, broadcast to the world. Not just from me, but, from every cabinet member. There would be a channel just for that - and I would orbit a series of satellites broadcasting them 24/7 (on repeats for holidays)



I would give all of my money to you to have you present your economic free zone only to save a stash of large cash to hire expensive mercenaries to destroy everyone in that land and to make me king of trade, guns and drugs.
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5/22/2012 3:27 am

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. said:sounds like you're a TERD.



you might have spelled "turd" wrong

you might be new here
so if you are, please be sure to visit the url under my moniker, shut the lights and close the door in this bitch when you are through. cheers
5/22/2012 3:25 am

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. said:It's a date. :banana:

gorgeouse. I will post about my inevitable vanquishing of your soldiers here on f2 with glee as I slurp from a "chocolate elvis" at the food court and grin at your stuttering face.
5/22/2012 3:17 am

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angrysonofatimjim said:i'd have sex with your dad without paying.

that would be rather tough you see... my dad is dead and his ashes scattered along the Appalachian trail in NY. Should you decide to go beat off onto dirt like that, by all means, champ... feel free. I've done it myself. Once jerked off on the train tracks while burning a bible. Wish i could make that up
5/22/2012 3:12 am

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. said:I'd pay people to defeat your every attempt, then post about it here when successful.



Ahh! I see! I'd pay my people to defeat your people while we meet at the mall and get smoothies!
5/22/2012 3:11 am

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Ferret said:Son, you need to get out of Boston.

It's a shitburg that eats the souls of everyone that isn't a Harvard faggot or a masshole.

Been telling you for a while now. Go to Cleveland. It appreciates people like you.



for now I get treated well here.

I adjusted. why cleveland?
5/22/2012 3:09 am

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angrysonofatimjim said:are you kidding me? what is this horse shit?

I would pay money to have your fingers forced to post this over and over again at gun point by trained marines until your upper lip is sweating beads, and you better lick them or else you will be fucken shot if you so much as bring your hand to your lip, fatty!
5/22/2012 3:02 am

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Every last penny that touched my hand would be used to bother or annoy anyone and everyone breathing

*Rent random apartments in busy apartment buildings and only place a cd player on repeat with the sound of cats drowning or white noise
*buy up tons of businesses and replace them with dog/nightclub centers. A place where all dogs can go unleashed and enjoy the wonders of strobe lights and loud club music. Everyone welcome from pitbulls to pomeranians
*pay the president to say "I like ass" over and over again for 20 minutes during all of his speeches
*buy 5 or 10 people a day and constantly put myself in dangerous situations by getting drunk as shit. Fall onto subway tracks in every city, stumble out into a busy street, pick fights with gangs, etc...

how would you fuck up an endless supply of cash flow?
5/22/2012 2:25 am

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. said:post is pretty damn gay

Grow a pair.



fuck you
a stroll down memory lane with a new twist
8/10
tp ftw!!!
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5/21/2012 6:39 pm

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THE GUMBY said:Yeah I bet you do wish I were dead. So much for the 20 year friendship dude.

you must be on some new medication or something. I feel sorry for you, I'll message you when I can... there is no need to flood my inbox

easy, tiger
5/21/2012 6:38 pm

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trev duckman esq said:God is a cunt.


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5/21/2012 6:37 pm

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the_cougar_hunter said:Well, it's not necessarily a boner guarantee, but energy and libido out the ying yang.


fuck. nevermind that. I'm looking for something that will tone down my libido
5/21/2012 6:36 pm

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THE GUMBY said:Fuck you. Do you really want to do this out in the open?

I just responded so you wouldn't kill yourself. now i wish i didn't you fucking weirdo
5/21/2012 6:35 pm

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the_cougar_hunter said:Yep. That's the stuff.



ive seen it before. i dont ever buy something from commercials only from reviews people post on here about crap
5/21/2012 6:33 pm

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Bulgarian Prostitute said:This is important stuff: I just tried to edit the 'high', and got this message: You cannot post the same message again so soon.

:wtf:
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:artbell:



yeah... there are some bugs in the system that have been like that for a while
5/21/2012 6:32 pm

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wtf is wrong with you lately? this is why i dont respond to your nutty fucken PMs
5/21/2012 6:31 pm

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fuck you
5/21/2012 6:31 pm

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the_cougar_hunter said:Insert them anally. Its effects will be stronger :thumbup:



I shoved a finger full of cocaine up my asshole once.made the room smell like parmesan cheez but got me high as fuck
5/21/2012 6:28 pm

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i'll give it a shot. if i hate it, you're getting a fucken bill
5/21/2012 3:08 pm

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no need for that shit. no fucking way will I ever use that stupid fucking shit music system

Pirate and have your player set at random. The music industry will never know what I like, nor will they ever get any fucken money from me
5/21/2012 2:54 pm

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. said:
. said:why would I harass some guy just trying to do his job?


:pwned:



:wtf:

I am quite sure you do it here all the time. Bunches of peoples post while working.
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5/21/2012 10:48 am

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. said:lots of excuses



post vid of yours

I need to be lead by example
5/21/2012 10:47 am

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op.here said:
. said:Fuck her like a real man and she move to your city real damn quick.

Hopefully you don't have too many negros where you live or she will go black in a hurry.



WTF? I am Black.




TOO LATE.
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5/21/2012 10:41 am

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. said:funny but you pussied out once they had the camera pointed your way

no i was drunk and there was a car coming. i intended it to be a walk by shouting theres 3 vids of it
 

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