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5/22/2012 2:39 am

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. said:Why isn't there a vending machine with a scale?

You put the package on the scale, the machine tells you the postage, you swipe your credit card, and it's stamped and dropped on a conveyer belt?

No need to wait for :mammy: to get her lard ass in gear.



Move to a better neighborhood. The :mammy: clerks are only in the :mammy: neighborhoods. The post office by me is staffed with helpful, intelligible white folk.
5/21/2012 3:28 am

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Fruit Brute..the most rare and exotic of all teh Big G cereals.
5/20/2012 4:02 am

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. said:The ice cream is good. The regular food isn't.



Kickin' buffalo strips are actually not bad. ice cream is good, but the portions are thimble-sized.

Service does indeed suck. They have like two waitstaff on the floor at dinner rush, plus the manager who occasionally pokes his head out of the kitchen to see what's going on.
5/20/2012 12:29 am

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. said:This is news? I havent heard a Target employee speak English in years!



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5/20/2012 12:21 am

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The baby mommas are named Zenobia, Delishia, and Tonishia. So glad I run to the post office with my tax return every April.
5/18/2012 2:52 am

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. said:Cadillac Full of _Nggrs____

Cheopys___


_Bssie___ Smith

If you can name these, you are old school FC

5/17/2012 2:20 am

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My boss is the CFO of our mid-9-figure company. His wife is a lawyer. His daughter went to a fairly good college. Was at his house for a holiday party and the daughter reaches out to get something -- she has a fucking tramp stamp. :wtf:
5/17/2012 2:08 am

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This is why the elderly should not be allowed to own property.

I'd feel more sorry for her, but I have a very strong suspicion she is one of these people who think that people buried under six figures of student loan debt should be dunned for the money until the day they die.
5/15/2012 3:00 am

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. said:W-W-WHAT ABOUT RON PAUL!?!
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Paul dropped out as of this afternoon :lol:
5/14/2012 2:09 am

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what about Davis, Polk?
5/14/2012 2:07 am

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. said:Sullivan & Cromwell much?



Shit, you beat me to it.
5/13/2012 8:17 pm

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. said:Use ONLY OEM glass. The aftermarket stuff is DANGEROUS CHINESE-MADE shit.



Fixd.
5/13/2012 5:04 am

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. said:Jesus, what a horrible situation to find yourself in. Do you find it flattens out all your emotions? Are your positive moods even *more* positive? Or does it more stabilize your negative moods?



Kind of dulls everything, but mostly curbs the negative shit.

Just took another 0.5 mg Xanax in honor of this thread.
5/13/2012 4:53 am

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. said:Yeah, I've read some nasty shit about this drug, mostly to do with withdrawal. But I hear it seriously works for depression and anxiety.

Is it worth it for you personally?



Fuck, yes.

The turning point was when I mouthed off once again to a complete stranger about his "african rap music" blasting out of his car in front of my then-coop building. Turned out to be a mafia dude who got out of his car and threatened to break my legs. He was quite believable.
5/13/2012 4:33 am

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. said:Nice. I was put on 37.5 for a week and I get to move up to 70mg on Wednesday. Lol. So I thought 150mg chewed would be like POW!!!! Unfortunately the effects were mild. Very mild. Although there was some definite euphoria.



You build up a tolerance. This stuff is no joke.

Also, your body weight and metabolism play a role. Re-read my moniker.
5/13/2012 4:30 am

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I get my shrink to write the 225 Effexor as two 75's during the day and one at night. That way, I don't have to pay for the bigger pills. The Xanax is generic alprazolam. $15 bucks for each for a month. I resisted taking this shit for a long, long, long time. Now that I'm on it, it doesn't dull my work ethic or clear thinking -- just takes the edge of the nervousness, anger, and OCD.
5/13/2012 4:24 am

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150 XR? Lightweight

I do 225 of the regular shit - and it's not even Effexor brand name but that Venlafaxine generic shit. Often take a 1mg Xanax as a chaser.
5/12/2012 4:43 am

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Mascara said:My grandmother drove a Ford Mustang convertible, smoked cigars, drank like a fish, and after my grandfather died, went out with tons of old guys. She was slim, stylish, and looked a lot like an older Coco Chanel. She was amazing.

Once she threw us in the car and drove my brothers and I to San Francisco, on a whim, to visit my uncle, who is a doctor. If she were alive today, she would probably be skydiving or BASE jumping.



Sounds similar to my grandmother. Cursed like a sailor, smoked, drank, didn't take shit from the teenaged me or any of my shithead friends.
5/12/2012 4:40 am

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. said:Jersey tard here and Christie is a fat fuck with a nasty mouth on him. Abrasive is to put it mildly. I am surprised someone hasnt punched him in the mouth yet. He has a really nasty side about him. If you disagree with him he shuts you down. There is only one way, his way.

On top of this he just another political hack watching out for the rich. He is not doing anyone in NJ any favors. All he wants to do is cut taxes for the rich and attack the unions.

He is a lower profile ass of the kind in Wisconsin. He wouldnt get away with the shit they do in Wisconsin in NJ because he would get fucking whacked and he knows it. The entire state is mobbed up from the bottom to the top. You dont fuck with with the unions.

Anybody who thinks he is any different than Romney is a fool.



Agree 169% -- And I'm a Fat Fuck From Jersey!!!

Christie is a mean-spirited, bipolar blowhard. As the dot said, it's astounding no one has punched him in his fat fucking mouth just yet. If I was the father/husband of the woman to whom he said, "Something's going down tonight, honey..." I'd risk being shot by the NJ State Police goons just to try to get in one good punch.
5/11/2012 3:31 am

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One did not, one did.

The one that did was a single parent when such a thing was VERY rare (1950's). When I was a kid in the 70's, she had this humongous motherfucker Buick Electra 225 that sounded like a nuclear detonation whenever she pulled out of the driveway. Looked them up online recently -- those cars had a FOUR-BARREL V-8 455 (7.0 LITER) ENGINE!!!
5/11/2012 3:22 am

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. said:Americans have become too fat to be considered beautiful.

P&G was getting tired of putting lipstick on a pig.

:shitpig:



As opposed to pan-faced gooks who make men's hearts flutter around the world.

I give it 18 months before teh first batch of tainted makeup lands here and causes widespread outbreaks of some mutant strain of gook virus.
5/10/2012 3:10 am

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I was totally hot for this girl in high school who told me, "I have high standards." Keep in mind this is before I was a fat, middle-aged fuck. Anyway, she wouldn't give me the time of day. Six months later, this girl (the Salutatorian of my high school) is dating a fat greaseball Colombian drug dealer. The guy later gets his balls chopped up, stuffed in his mouth, and his head blown off with a shotgun.

Fast forward about 10 years, she (a Penn grad) winds up working in HR and married to a guy who sells socks for a living.
5/10/2012 2:59 am

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. said:But you're smarter than they are, right?

Smart enough to know their true motives, it's not profit or personal wealth, they just HATE the working class so much they're willing to take a profit loss just to hurt them.

The sad part is you probably actually believe this.

Close that factory, I don't give a fuck how much money we lose, I HATE THEM!
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:cheney:



The guy who owns my company routinely spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on legal fees destroying ex-employees. Some of them deserved it, but a lot of them just wanted to leave in peace.
5/10/2012 2:54 am

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Looks like a 911 with a goiter.
5/9/2012 3:13 am

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Captain Colby said:Not regularly. Actually I've only been tested once since I started my new job, and that was before I even started working. But the threat is enough to keep me toeing the line. I have to much to lose to get fired for being a stoner.



Dude, you need to get into a different line of work. I work for a company that does about a half billion a year in sales. Very successful and one of the biggest in their sector. Half of upper management is on happy pills. Only the grunts in our distribution center have to piss in a cup, the way it should be.
 

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